This is hereby to certify that you are strong and mighty. And yet caring and gentle. The approach to people disgruntled is beyond compare and more than fair. Your style? Trailblazin'. Your musical tastes...entirely old school.
If cloning were legal the government, albeit clearly informed of your every whereabouts, would have contacted you some time ago to make this world a better place. What they are waiting on would be an inquiry for another time when life aint so dire.
Please remain focused. We the people are here to congratulate you on being a member of a superior race.
Thank you for your attention to such matters.
The General Public